I overheard my grandmother talking on the phone
She said “every time I watch TV they say someone else came out”
“Everybody’s gay!”
“I just don’t understand it!”
I figured she was on her usual anti homo god doesn’t like gay rants and I was immediately disgusted but then to my surprise she then continues screaming out
“THE BIBLES WRONG!!”
I think she’s finally coming to her senses that gay is NOT an “unnatural abomination” as she used to frequently say

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Earth has lost half of its wildlife in the past 40 years, says WWF

slightcomplex:

Everything I know of human history suggests as we’re driving this car towards the edge of a cliff, squabbling over who gets to be in the driver’s seat, it’s only once we go over the edge will we try desperately to not hit the bottom as we free fall.

What a wonderful time to be alive.

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banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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royalblackpirate:

femburton:

no vine is better than this 

I’m boutta go get high just bc this vine

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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yelibun:

Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

yelibun:

Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

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radtracks:

jesus christ // brand new

i know you’re coming in the night like a thief
but i’ve had some time alone to hone my lying technique
i know you think that i’m someone you can trust
but i’m scared i’ll get scared and i swear i’ll try to nail you back up

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sloppy:

The deepest post on this site

sloppy:

The deepest post on this site

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excdus:

Jenny Holzer